You'd have to be a really little kid we're talking young enough to be enthralled by colorful, shiny objects and oblivious to the necessity of character development to want to hang out at "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium."

With wild hair and an annoying accent, Dustin Hoffman looks completely uncomfortable as the titular impresario, a childlike eccentric who doesn't just sell toys but whose store is a living being with feelings.